A little conversation I had with Lucas tonight:
Me: *turns off stairwell light*
Lucas: "Mom, please turn that light back on."
Me: "Lucas I am turning this light off, because you are being too loud and silly. You need to go to sleep now."
Lucas: "Argh! Mom, turn the light on!!"
Me: *Leaves light off... stands in silence at the bottom of stairs*
Lucas: "Mom, you NEED to turn that light on... PLEASE!"
Me: "Lucas, I am not turning this light back on."
Lucas: "Argh!! I am going to be disrespectful!!!.... unless you turn the light back on."
Me: *ohmygosh, did he really just say that?*
Quite possibly one of the funniest things he's said yet.